1.  When you're watching Wheel of Fortune, the mounds of sand underneath your couch cushions make you feel like you're still at the beach.

2.  During a visit to your home, you're greeted by chirping birds, cool breezes and a clonk on your head from your leaf-filled gutters.

3.  When you wash your hands at the kitchen sink, the faucet gives you a full-body shower.

4.  Your carpet looks as though a small herd of buffalos paid a visit during one or two of your available weekends.

5. When you wash your hands at the kitchen sink, the faucet gives you a full-body shower.

6. Your carpet looks as though a small herd of buffalos paid a visit during one or two of your available weekends.

7.  The lint trap in your dryer could clothe a small child.