3) “My twelve-week-old schnauzer puppy is pretty much house broken and only chews on the furniture when we're not watching him.” 4) “We have sixteen cats that we like to bring on vacation with us. However, we'll only bring as many you allow. What is the maximum number of cats that you allow your guests to bring?”

5) “We live in the area and would like to rent your home for one evening.”   6) “I am a very responsible 19-year-old college student and would like to stay at your property with 10 of my friends for spring break.”

7) “How often do you clean your light fixtures, dust your blinds, and clean under your refrigerator?” 8) “$1500 for one week is a pretty steep, don't you think? I'll give you $250 for the week.” 9) “Do you have washable paint on your walls? I ask because my two-year-old is going through an artistic phase and his favorite canvas is a bedroom wall.” 10) “I am a prince from Nigeria about to come into my inheritance…”